Holiday Humor

If you know any good CLEAN (well pretty clean <G>) holiday jokes send them in and I will post them with you name (if you don't want your name mentioned send the joke anyway...just mention that you would like to be anonymous). Send jokes to: holidays@willoughbyontheweb.com
P.S. You can send the other jokes....I just can't post them.....they will be for personal use only <G>

11 (named below)
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,
Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen
Rudoph (the one with the red nose)
Olive (You know...Olive the other reindeer)
and Al (Then Al the reindeer loved him )

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Because the angel had said,"No L!"

There once was a czar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening. He says to his wife," Look honey. Its raining." She, being the obstinate type, responded," I don't think so, dear. I think its snowing." But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his wife," Let's step outside and we'll find out." Lo and behold, they step outside and discover it was in fact rain. And Rudolph turns to his wife and replies," I knew it was raining. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.

This guy goes into his dentist's office, because something is wrong with his mouth. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, "Holy Smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded! What on earth have you been eating?" "Well... the only thing I can think of is this... my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it... Hollandaise sauce she called it... and doctor, I'm talkin' DELICIOUS! I've never tasted anything like it, and ever since then I've been putting it on everything... meat, fish, toast, vegetables... you name it!" "That's probably it," replied the dentist "Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. It seems as thought I'll have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time." "Why chrome?" the man asked. "Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"